Allison Torres: I saw Favre's penis sext too
Brett Farve's sports career looks to be rapidly crumbling into dust, but his fame as the colossally indiscreet owner of an unremarkable penis is only growing.
Favre has already copped to sending former Jets employee Jenn Sterger voicemail invitations to come on over to his hotel room. But he's still denying to NFL investigators that he also sent her lewd texts and photographs of his wang.
Torres told the extremely reputable-looking Steppin' Out Magazine that she was with Sterger when the cock-shots came through, and "we just laughed when he did it."
Sterger's manager, Phil Reese, is dismissing Torres' contribution to the national conversation about Brett's boy-part. Reese told the New York Post, "This is someone who is clearly trying to exploit an unfortunate situation and capitalize on the opportunity to see her name in print."
Regardless of what you make of Torres' claim to have been there at the beginning of the penis crisis that shook the world, at this point we can probably all agree with her assessment of Favre as a "dopey, dopey character."
Below, absolutely not the trashiest photograph of Torres we could find:
The Favre File:
- Jenn Sterger claims Brett Favre penis pictures
- Deadspin defends Brett Favre naked in crocs story
- Gawker's Nick Denton claims moral high ground on Brett Favre penis post
- Slideshow: Naked in Crocs, A Favre Fantasy
- Deadspin says it will publish Brett Favre penis pics
- Brett Favre's penis revealed by Deadspin (Warning: Graphic photos)
- NFL checks out Brett Favre's penis
- Masseuse claims Brett Favre sexual harassment
- Favre admits his reputation's at stake
- Favre sexting on Monday Night Football
- Favre sexting story eclipses 500th TD pass
- Brett Favre's still bad to the bone for Wrangler
- Favre's penis can't catch a break (Video)
- Stephen Colbert on Brett Favre's jock (Video)
- Gregory Favre disavows cousin Brett's predicament
- Favre's little quarterback stars in animated movie (Video)
- Bill Maher on Brett Favre: Pee-pee wrong stalking (Video)
- Brett Favre Wrangler ads cut from NFL broadcasts
- Jenn Sterger lawyers up
- Deanna Favre on 'Good Morning America' and 'Fox & Friends' (Video)
- Jimmy Kimmel gets into Brett Favre's Wranglers (Video)
- Favre left Sterger voicemails, not penis pictures
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