Or maybe--just maybe--Sasquatch!
Whatever the case, it looked weird enough for them to pass it along to an outfit called the Minnesota Bigfoot Research Team, whose two members say the features are "identical" to similar alleged Sasquatch sightings.
The primate appears, at least to us, to be proportioned like a human. Except maybe for the arms. That's some wingspan.
What say you? Has anyone else spotted a towering hairy bipedal primate ambling through the Northwoods? If so, out with it.