Adrian Peterson Rides Camel, Still Doesn't Want to Play For Vikings

Screw him and the camel he rode in on

Screw him and the camel he rode in on

Adrian Peterson waved goodbye to his 20s on a camel.

The disgruntled Vikings superstar threw a Middle Eastern-themed 30th birthday party in Texas over the weekend featuring him riding a camel, an ice bar and people dressed like they were rehearsing for an off-Broadway rendition of Aladdin.

See also: Adrian Peterson Doesn't Sound Thrilled About Coming Back to the Vikings

So, you know, pretty typical.

Happy Birthday @adrianpeterson #30allday

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In other Adrian Peterson news, a palpable hatred has formed between the Vikings and his new agent, Ben Dogra. Peterson has little trade value, especially since he's made it so abundantly clear he doesn't want to return after being so egregiously victimized by the team.

Training camp is still four months away.

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