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A thoughtful tip on how to avoid a Fox News Reporter in Cedar-Riverside

Pete Hegseth, ace Fox News reporter, was unable to find any of the 3,000 English speakers in Cedar-Riverside, who were simultaneously washing their hair at the moment.

Pete Hegseth, ace Fox News reporter, was unable to find any of the 3,000 English speakers in Cedar-Riverside, who were simultaneously washing their hair at the moment.

Kevin Priestley responds to Scary Fox News report: 'Hard' to find English speakers in Cedar-Riverside:

He tells several lovely people they don't speak English, and like any intelligent person would, they decline the interview with some asshole from Fox by saying they don't speak English.

I will remember to pretend to speak French if ever asked for an interview with Fox. Thank you Cedar-Riverside community members for this helpful, time-saving strategy.