Here's the perfect stocking stuffer for a loved one who travels a lot through the Minneapolis St. Paul airport, or any airport: Underwear sporting the 4th Amendment, with metallic ink designed to show up on the computer screen of your friendly TSA full-body scan evaluator.
The folks behind the novel skivvies, 4thamendmentwear.com, point out that most TSA officials are courteous and professional -- and they're just doing their jobs. The point of the underwear is to provoke a deeper discussion about individual freedom, and get people to review their knowledge of the Constitution.
We found metallic type that could, in theory, show up on TSA scanners that would display the 4th Amendment. The clothes are designed as a silent protest against the new reality of being searched to the point where we're basically naked.
In case you forgot what it says:
The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause...
What do you think?