Yeah, it's the new Green Day but my eyes are up here

A British scientist says breast implants will one day be able to hold mp3 players and thousands of songs. "If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful," says Ian Pearson. Oh, and the same technology might alert women to heart murmurs and breast cancer. But let's get back to what's important. In 15 years, the female audiophile will be able to listen to Big Black on her rack, A-Ha on her ta-tas, T Rex on her pecs!

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