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Weekend Checklist

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2008 and all its offal are but smelly memory. Here comes 2009, cool as anyone you see, smelling fresh as brand new urinal puck. Well, you can't keep that showroom shine for too long in this town. As usual, here's our weekend checklist, the first of the new year. Suit up and hit the streets, people-- 2009 will never know what hit it.

FRIDAY JANUARY 2

Uptown Bar

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Worst Bands of 2008 showcase featuring:

Economy Team

CONDO$

Pictures of Then

Prozac Rat

9:00 P.M. 21+. $5.00.

Memory Lanes

Poor Posture

Tough Tough Skin

Audrea

9:00 P.M. 21+. Free.

7th Street Entry

Nobot

New Monarchs

I, Colossus

Dearling Physique

DJ Gigamesh

8:00 P.M. 18+.

Turf Club

Bill Caperton

Ben Weaver

Knol Tate

Robert Skoro

9:00 P.M. 21+.

SATURDAY JANUARY 3

Turf Club

Birthday Suits

Blind Shake

Vampire Hands

9:00 P.M. 21+. $5.00.

Uptown Bar

Worst Bands of 2008 Showcase featuring:

Fuck Knights

Spacewolf

Eric & the Savages

Dante & The Lobster

The Running Scared

9:00 P.M. 21+. $5.00.

Triple Rock Social Club

Misery

In Defence

War Plague

Bastard Sons of Bukowski

Bone Fire

8:00 P.M. 18+. $8.00.