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Weekend Checklist

Distended from orgiastic turkey feasts, lobotomized by tryptophan, the streets of our fair cities will be aswarm with zombified masses, lurching about in search of loud noise and cold beer. Clip your mittens to your sleeves-- this weekend's a big one, and it's almost ready to come out of the oven.

FRIDAY NOVEMBER 28

7th Street Entry

AIDS Wolf

Skoal Kodiak

Gay Beast

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8:00 P.M. 18+ $8.00

Earplugs can't save you-- polyrhythm and feedback are way too smart for your petty ruses.

Triple Rock Social Club

Boris

Clouds

Zebulon Pike

9:00 P.M. 21+. $13.00 advance/ $15.00 door

Fresh off a tour leg with Nine Inch Nails, Boris ought to look and sound more brazenly at home on a stage less dwarfing.

Turf Club

Black Cobra

Sea Whores

Gay Witch Abortion

Castle

I know, I know. It's already a loud weekend. But when there's two feet of snow on the ground and the world is muted by head gauze, you'll wish you'd stockpiled all your loud sounds when you had the chance.

SATURDAY NOVEMBER 29

Hexagon Bar

Faux Jean (CD release)

The Parlour Suite

Rebel Yello

John Swardson

9:00 P.M. 21+. Free.

A touch of unseemly class in our dreamiest dive bar, one wonders how Rose will handle all those blue martinis and fitted sportcoats.

Turf Club

Alpha Consumer

Gospel Gossip

First Communion Afterparty

Margaret Lane

9:00 P.M. 21+

7th Street Entry

White Light Riot

Readygoes

Invincible Kids

Polydream

8:00 P.M. 18+. $8.00