There were T-shirt ordering magazines (remember Rockabilia?), but for the most part you had to go to the show's merch table. A shirt didn't just mean that you liked the band, it meant that you showed up for the band. In those days, it was wear the XL or nothin', so we walked around like dopes with giant sheet-like T-shirts draping from our collarbones down to our knees. Nowadays, I'm far too picky for such shenanigans. I'd feel dumpy in an XL sized men's shirt and I don't want to give some stranger dude a high-five because we both like Echo & the Bunnymen.
Like all members of my generation, I'm a sucker for things that are clever and when I saw the Beach Boys / Black Flag one (above) I had to buy it, even though I'm still not sure how to wear it.
It's two bands in one, see?I'm a big fan of the Black Flag logo. Probably a bigger fan of the logo than the band, even. It's so great. It's simple and unmistakable and representative and everything that a good logo should be and, man, there are a lot of Black Flag parody T-shirts and other items out there for sale. A small sampling from our friend Google:
Another of the all-time great band logos came to us from the Ramones. Designed by graphic artist Arturo Vega (long time art director for the Ramones), it is a rip of the U.S. Presidential seal and it has since been aped, itself, in various hilarious fashions.
My favorite trend in music merchandise is this one particular style where a shirt appears to be advertising one entertainer, but is actually showing another. My winner in this category is the Nirvana / Rihanna shirt. It's so delicious. Even setting aside my special interest in both Nirvana's music and Rihanna's life, this one still gets me. It's that subtle little detail in the mark below the eye. Well done.
Tons of band logos have also been mocked by genius specialty company Monsters of Grok. Here, you can find the names of all of your favorite scientists and philosophers presented on shirts in familiar logo form. Show off your smarts, rocker. Witness:
The final greatest newer trend in band shirts is minimalist-designed apparel. It's popular trend applied in many formats, but can be especially appreciated by music-minded architecture snobs and font fetishists. (I'll admit: I'm guilty here.) These stylized screens are usually engineered to distill a band down to its essential core: its members. I've seen this style in person many times and just a few weeks ago a roadie for Veruca Salt smiled and pressed this guitar pick into my palm as thanks for supplying his singer with some ibuprofen.
What's your favorite T-shirt trend? Are you a grown-up who still buys and wears new band T-shirts? They seem so much more fun now and I'd like to get with some of these new designs. Teach me how to wear these things again without having to do some complicated, elaborate upcycling artistry. Maybe pillow cases are easy enough to make, right? And buy me this because I need it. I don't know why, but I need it:
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