The Wet Spot: Sweet life advice from the "Erotic Specialist"
Look at my picture.
Seriously, look at it.
I know what you're thinking, and the answer is yes; I'm THAT awesome.
Now I'm looking to share some of my awesomeness with you. Later this month, the Wet Spot will feature it's first-ever erotic advice column compliments of me, the "Erotic Specialist."
Whether you're looking for advice on how to spice up your love life, tips for throwing the ultimate bachelor party, warning signs that your man is cheating or you just want to know how I look without my shirt on ( Authors note: Imagine Freddy Mercury from Queen only with less chest hair. You're welcome), this is the place for you.
To submit a question, email me at firstname.lastname@example.org with the subject line, "Erotic knowledge wanted." I'll be laying down so much erotic knowledge that your face will most definitely be rocked off. Just warning you ahead of time.
Get ready for an all-new Wet Spot dropping tomorrow, and don't forget to come out to Sinners on Wed., Dec. 17 for the Miss Wet Spot competition!
Email me today and learn how to change your life...erotically.
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