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Ten GIFs of Ultra ravers shaking, twerking, and bouncing

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All photos by Jacob Katel
Welcome to Twerklandia.
We all know that there are lots of ways to become immortalized at a massive outdoor music gathering like Ultra Music Festival.

One way to live forever is to revel like there's no tomorrow, no yesterday, and no five minutes from now. Here's ten twerking, Harlem Shake-ing ravers at Ultra 2013 in animated GIF! 

10. Twerk Au Natural
Dancing to: Major Lazer
Now that's what you call air conditioning.

 

9. Harlem (Belly) Shake
Dancing to: Major Lazer
No joke -- this dude literally had the 10,000-strong amphitheater audience screaming for him.

 

8. Balla' Rina
Dancing to: Benny Benassi
And if anybody ever talks shit about tutus again, just show them this picture on the Wikipedia page for "sexy and awesome"

 

7. Global Village People
Dancing to: Laidback Luke
In the native Ultrarian culture, this dance calls down perfect storms of bass.

 

6. O Face
Dancing to: 12th Planet
Physiological signs of aural orgasm include rapid hip convulsion, arching of the back, and muscular constriction, followed by massive feeling of release

 

5. I See Wet People
Dancing to: Laidback Luke
And if you would have answered the Craigslist ad for "Aquatic Engineer Miami," this job could have been yours.

 

4. Burqueños
Dancing to: Benny Benassi
This crew hails from the city of the Breaking Bad, and they party harder than a fresh batch of Heisenberg. One time for the Lobos landed up in the MIA.

 

3. EDM Fitness
Dancing to: Magda
With only ten reps of "soul house," five sets of "trance lifts," and 30 intense minutes of "air keys" a day, you too can achieve the ideal party body.

 

2. Hoop There It Is
Dancing to: Bingo Players
Ring dancing goes back thousands of years. But Richard Knerr and Arthur "Spud" Melin, inventors of the modern plastic hula hoop: Holey fuckin' thank you.

 

1. The First Lady Of Twerkistan
Dancing to: Major Lazer
And as for the terms ay ay ay, oooooowwwwweeee, and wubba wubba wubba, here's why they were invented.


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