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Rapper to Louisiana State Legislature: "Halle Berry, she fine den a bitch."

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Hurricane Chris to Louisiana Reps: "Whoop that trick."

Caesar. Lincoln. Churchill. These are the great political tongues of the world-- orators so gifted, they could move poor men to war, unite bitter rivals, and bring empires to their feet. And now, with his performance on the floor of the Louisiana State House of Representatives, rapper Hurricane Chris seems poised to join their ranks.

We know the Louisiana State Legislature isn't exactly known for its great foresight. Neglected levees, unchecked corruption, graft, malfeasance, so on and so forth.

But honoring rapper Hurricane Chris on the floor of the Legislature and allowing him to perform his new song at the podium? We're talking bad planning on the "no-need-to-evacuate-the-Death-Star-these-Rebel-scum-haven't-got-a-prayer" magnitude.

It could be called a defilement and a dishonor, an act of vandalism. But this is the Louisiana State Legislature we're talking about-- an institution as prestigious as a Betty Ford clinic in East Saint Louis.

No, Hurricane Chris proudly announcing his affection for Halle Berry's T n' A seemed oddly fitting, and was even met with ovation and hugs. A terrible song in the seat of a corrupt government? There's nothing that isn't obscene and, when viewed from a safe distance, delicious.

The good people at Gawker were kind enough to transcribe the song.  We humbly present the lyrics to you precisely as they were uttered before Louisiana's seat of governance.

She fine den a bitch, ass and her tits

Thick in tha hips every nig want her

Call her Halle Berry, Halle berry

Halle Berry, Halle berry

She walkin like a model

Hands on your knees

Scrub the ground

She ain't nothing but a tease

Halle Berry, Halle berry

Halle Berry, Halle berry

Well let's get ratchet

Let's get ratchet

Look at her prettier then Halle and thicker than Janet

She say she like all of my club bangers I be jamming

Told her to bust it open let me see what's really happnin

She the ship and I'm the captain

I'm tha captain

Booty bigger than the pus

And I'm all the way in your city

I'm from louisianna so you gotta show me how your

City do it for that camera

Make it drop and bring it back to the top

You no amateur

Girl you can give it to me it ain't nothing I can't handle

She just got out of the shower smellin like a scented candle

And I'm finna finna?

Sliding off tha mattress

No moving no acting baby this is real action

Beat it up so bad

You be scared to walk past me

I know your halle berry

Baby there's no acting

I beat it up so bad

You be scared to walk past me for real

She fine den a bitch ass and her tits

Thick in tha hips every nig want her

Call her Halle Berry, Halle berry

Halle Berry, Halle berry.