Prof Valentine's Day cards: Send the very best

Fed up with Hallmark Cards that can't possibly tell your beloved how you really feel? Leave this to Prof. Many underrepresented sides of February 14 come out with the new Rhymesayers signee's series of Valentine's Day e-cards.

With seven designs, ranging from passive-aggressive all the way up to the full-on creep, you can be sure that your message will be heard loud and clear. (We can't guarantee that it won't be used against you in a court of law, though.)

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Prof has always had a way with words, but add his pure sexual energy and his firearm, and it's irresistible.

The second option -- "I've been thinking about you. A lot." -- could almost pass as an actual romantic gesture. Until you consider the tagline below: "For that special person who doesn't know you're stalking them."

Perhaps your Valentine just loves someone with a totally cracked sense of humor. Enjoy a slideshow of the designs below, and you can thank us (and Prof) later.

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