It's a big week for Alecia Beth Moore, a.k.a. the uber-talented pop star P!nk. Not only is she releasing a career retrospective, Greatest Hits... So Far!!!, but the internets have been on fire with rumors of a "burrito-sized baby bump," most likely the result of her on-again, off-again marriage to motorcross star Carey Hart, which appears on-again as news of their expected little one circulates and he makes a cameo in her new video.
[jump] Released earlier this month, her new single "Raise your Glass," is a righteous anthem and beautiful ode to all that are "wrong in the right way." Celebrating the empowerment of freakdom in conservative times, P!nk pulls out all the stops to shock and awe with depictions of herself shtuping her Rabbi while random clergy wait in line at her bedside, tranny hula-hoopers, and a radical Animal Rights activist milking women's breasts to feed her baby calf. All set to a disco beat, of course.
Unless she's just really let her usually ripped-to-gills abs go, we can assume the rumors are true. And though her fans have poured over her site with congratulations and her spokespeople haven't really denied anything, we've yet to hear from the typically loud-mouth herself. That is until tomorrow, where we can only presume she'll spill the beans on a scheduled appearance on the Ellen show.
How she will break the news? We die-hard fans can only guess. Catapulting across stage on aerial silks strapped to a leather-clad maternity bed lined with diamonds and spikes? We can only hope!
P!nk on Ellen last year singing her tribute to her "tool" husband, Hart.