Are you a man? Are you really into fitness? Have you been told that your face is attractive? Do you dress well? Do you drink vodka? Are you willing to be competitive online and in front of an audience at the Pantages Theatre, defending your extreme awesome One-ness? Also, are you into charity and active in the local community? Are you actually a real person that exists? This may be the contest for you.
The winner will be given $5,000, a Tag Heuer watch, and $1,000 to be donated to the charity of his choice.
To enter, check out the form at www.onemanminneapolis.com/apply.asp. Be prepared to answer questions on your fitness regime, height and weight, things you like about the Twin Cities, and what you would do in an Absolut world (the contest's sponsor). Their suggested answer: "My 401(k) would receive a bail-out" or "All cars would run on laughter." My suggested answer: "Is a future where the world is run by a vodka company a utopia or dystopia? Either way, the prospect it terrifying in its potential health repercussions."
The man-tastic deadline for One Man Minneapolis is May 10.