Now that's punny: a headline-writing contest

The Disney dog-sled movie, Eight Below, has inspired a slew of groan-worthy headlines. Can you top these stinkers?

Eight Below is Top Dog Eight Below Licks Film Rivals Eight Below Mushses to No. 1 Debut Eight Below: A Mushed-See Movie Eight Below Paws its Way to Box-Office Success Sled Dogs Prove Ample Actors in Eight Below Some Nifty Canines Star in the Exciting Eight Below Eight Below: A Dogged Survival Tale Eight Below Warms the Heart Despite Faux Paws (*) Sled Dogs in Eight Below Tug at Heart Strings Eight Below Freezes Nuts Off US Weekend Box Office The Universe Must Be Inverted, Because Dogs From Heaven Have Found Eight Below (**)

*(Yes, this headline is real, and as far as we know so are the dogs' paws.)

**(Ok, this isn't real, but we think it's "A Cut Above the Other Eight Below Headlines.")

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