Never mind the phone bills
class=img_thumbleft> The obsession over how much celebrities earn has boiled over recently, flooding the heating ducts and overflowing urinals at CTG Towers. How much did Diablo score in her movie deal ? How much did John McCain earn for appearing in last weekend's boob raunch fest ? Besides interpretive dance, writing books will propably give the worst return on your artistic investment, and so it came to pass over the weekend that Neal Pollack, author of the acclaimed Never Mind the Pollacks and the upcoming Chicago Noir , announced on his website that he and his wife are flat broke and could use some work. Contact Neal from this page and, in the words of Janeane Garofalo, you can have the "Norman Mailer of his generation" copywriting your company's next brochure.
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