from '80s kiddie programThe Super Mario Brothers Super Show
has been making the rounds among snickering Gen-Y types. The clip features everyone's favorite Italian plumber murmuring a certain vulgar expression under his breath--and it ain't "Holy cannoli." Pair this shocking discovery with the fact that the actor playing Mario closely resemblesRon Jeremy
, and you've got a potent one-two punch to your already endangered innocence. What's next, a low-res video of Princess Toadstool screwing Rick Salomon?
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