If you were to guess former child star Macaulay Culkin spent Christmas in Owatonna with the family of locally rooted sex-pop dynamo Har Mar Superstar ... you'd be weirdly spot on.
During their recent holiday adventure in Minnesota, Culkin and Sean Tillmann, the man behind Har Mar Superstar, enjoyed the ephemeral thrills of small-town America.
The celeb buddies chilled at home with the Tillmanns, and went out for beer and Heggie's pizza at Reggie’s Brewhouse in downtown Owatonna, Har Mar told the Owatonna Peoples Press. And, of course, there's the amazing Christmas moment you see in the above photo.
And this one, here, where Kevin fuckin' McCallister modeled matching sweaters with Har Mar's dad. Face slap!
“It was nothing out of the ordinary. We did all the same stuff. There was just another person at the table,” Har Mar’s mom, Mary Kaye Tillmann, told OPP. “It was just like having another son in the house.”
Culkin, the 35-year-old star of 1990 holiday booby-trap romp Home Alone, has become increasingly literal bros with Har Mar, who was raised in Owatonna. The horny R&B showman performed alongside Culkin at First Avenue in 2014, when Har Mar Superstar shared the bill with Culkin's ironic Velvet Underground parody band, the Pizza Underground.
“Mack and I have been great friends for a while now," Har Mar shared with OPP. "I was in Paris, where he lives now, visiting a few months ago when I was playing a show. I thought it would be fun to show Mack the Owatonna holiday experience with my family and return the hospitality."
Culkin celebrated the 45th wedding anniversary of Har Mar's parents on Saturday, OPP reports, before the pals moved on to Eau Claire, Wisconsin, possibly to bro-down with Bon Iver (we have no idea). Har Mar is scheduled to perform in Chicago on New Year's Eve.
Culkin recently exhumed his Home Alone character for web series :DRYVRS. The clip inspired this killer headline from A.V. Club: "Home Alone’s Kevin McCallister has grown into a bitter, maladjusted adult." Ruin your millennial childhood by checking it out below.