MacArthur genius grants are a fraud

The MacArthur Foundation announced this year's round of "genius" grants today--and I have once again been overlooked. Apparently the 17 letters of supplication I directed towards foundation president Jonathan Fanton were not persuasive. My daily improvisational works involving box wine, panty hose and Garcia Vega cigars simply won't be able to continue without independent funding.

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