Jeremy Messersmith gets his own donut

The chefs at Glam Doll Donuts have concocted a new fried-dough confection dedicated to Jeremy Messersmith. Pictured above in a publicity shot that's completely not faked by us, it's called the "Hot Messersmith." (Not actual size.)

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Messersmith calls himself the "pied piper of wuss rock," but this sweet treat represents his inner fire with a wasabi coconut filling. Add a honey gin glaze, and roll it in a toasted almond coconut crunch, and, wait... is that your heart murmuring for one?

Glam Doll even went so far as to post this satisfied Hot Messersmith customer (below). What are you waiting for?

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