I Wish My Pants Could Travel! By Amelia Huff, Age 10 1/2

I just saw the best movie that was ever made. It is called The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants. I lauhed. I cryed. I made some lady mad because i talked to loud in the theatar. (My 2 cousins were there and we always like to talk during movies. Too bad MEAN OLD PEPOLE dont understand that its fun to talk and play games on our cell phones when a movie is on!) That lady was really a B Word! Also, the lady had a fat mom butt. She is jelous of how pretty my cousins and me looked in our new Old Navy tunics and bermuda shorts.

Shorts! Im gonna wear em forever! Old Navy! Bermuda!

NEway, go see Traveling Pants. The girl from The Gilmore Girls is in it and she is cute. I wish my mom was like the mom on The Gilmore Girls. We could be freinds. She would stop being a Mennapausel (sp?) crab like my dad says. We could buy an inn together and make pancakes. Instead my mom is mean.Just last night she yelled at me because we got our final report cards and mine said "Amelia needs to learn impulse control. she says inappropriate things at times." BUT I DONT! I wish Ms. Havers would die! Id dance on her grave.

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