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First-ever Miss Wet Spot crowned at Sinners

First-ever Miss Wet Spot crowned at Sinners

photo by Tony Nelson for CP

This past Wednesday night, downtown Minneapolis got...Wet.

 

After weeks of anticipation, the first-ever Miss Wet Spot competition went down at Sinners as eight foxy ladies took the stage in the most erotic event in the history of Minnesota (except of course for the Holidazzle parade).

 

More importantly, this was my opportunity to put a giant checkmark on my life's list of erotic goals next to "Host greatest amateur strip club competition of all time."

Click here for photos from the erotic explosion.

First-ever Miss Wet Spot crowned at Sinners
First-ever Miss Wet Spot crowned at Sinners

Photo by Tony Nelson for CP

Each of the girls hit the stage one final time, allowing the crowd to show their support for the contestant of their choosing. In the end, it was hometown favorite Bri who won the crown (and by "crown" I mean "Target gift card") and claimed her place in history as the first-ever Miss Wet Spot (unfortunately for us, humble Bri did not want her picture taken for this blog in fear of the profound stardom that would inevitably result from such an honor).

 

Looking back, I can honestly say that the night gave me a new-found respect for strippers and strip club MC's. Even with the hot crowd that braved the sub-zero temperatures to show their support, it was a challenge at times to keep the audience pumped up and full of life. With clientele of all different ages, genders and tastes, it takes a true artist to survive in the erotic strip club circus, and I proudly salute all of the brave men and women working to keep it sexy in the Twin Cities.


Want to experience Miss Wet Spot for yourself? Check out the erotic slideshow!


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