Well, it's not every day your website gets hacked by some crazed Jeff Goldblum fans...
But the local music star's website is absolutely worth checking out today. Once there, you won't find tour dates and album info. Instead, you'll hear a lusty, spooky porno-rock ode to quirk-tastic actor Jeff Goldblum, accompanied by pixelated torches, an image of Goldblum in his underpants, and a header that simply reads "GOLDBLUUUUM."
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I shoulda been more diligent with mah passwords and whatnot. I'll be working on restoring it today...— Jeremy Messersmith (@jmessersmith) April 1, 2016
"Did you know that Jeff Goldblum is an accomplished jazz pianist? / Well now ya do / Now I don't mean to presume, but let's say we go up to my room / Oh, you'll find out soon / I've got a poster that's guaranteed to get you in the mood / It's Jeff Goldblum — in his Fruit of the Looms!"
Is the song a Mez original? We checked, with inconclusive results:
@jaymboller ;-)— Jeremy Messersmith (@jmessersmith) April 1, 2016
In unrelated news, let's all watch this today:
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