comScore

Did 'crazed Jeff Goldblum fans' hack Jeremy Messersmith's website?

The Mez, left, and Jeff Goldblum in the '80s

The Mez, left, and Jeff Goldblum in the '80s

Considering it's April Fools' Day — the day where one hopes to make an April fool of all comers — we're gonna go ahead and say Jeremy Messersmith's website was not hacked by "crazed Jeff Goldblum fans," as he tweeted out this morning.  
— Jeremy Messersmith (@jmessersmith) April 1, 2016 But the local music star's website is absolutely worth checking out today. Once there, you won't find tour dates and album info. Instead, you'll hear a lusty, spooky porno-rock ode to quirk-tastic actor Jeff Goldblum, accompanied by pixelated torches, an image of Goldblum in his underpants, and a header that simply reads "GOLDBLUUUUM."

Sample lyric: 

"Did you know that Jeff Goldblum is an accomplished jazz pianist? / Well now ya do / Now I don't mean to presume, but let's say we go up to my room / Oh, you'll find out soon / I've got a poster that's guaranteed to get you in the mood / It's Jeff Goldblum — in his Fruit of the Looms!" 

Is the song a Mez original? We checked, with inconclusive results: 
In unrelated news, let's all watch this today: