Dept. of WTF?, Prince Division

Sure, if you're a rock legend you could do something normal and cool like play a show in your adoring hometown this summer, but why not demonstrate that you are truly a visionary, and do something totally out of left field, like put out a perfume and then play a launch party for your perfume at a frigging department store? People say "What Would Jesus Do?" but it's just an expression; everyone knows what Jesus would do in pretty much any given situation. But What Would Prince do? Don't pretend you even have a clue.