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Courtney McLean and the Dirty Curls pay tribute to Minnesota's porn stars

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Local "naughtybilly" trio Courtney McLean and the Dirty Curls dropped a new song over the weekend in what they say is "a step to attract the attention of the adult film industry" and help them fulfill their lifelong goal of performing at the Adult Film News Awards in Las Vegas. The group's newest song, "Minnesota Porn," is a tribute to the adult film actresses who were raised in our fair state, and is available as a free mp3 download. You can also check out a music video below, which features McLean and her bandmates rollicking through Minneapolis's premier erotic landmark, Sex World.

As you've probably gathered by now, the song and video are NSFW.

Download the mp3: Courtney McLean and the Dirty Curls, "Minnesota Porn"

Lyrics:

I got me a DVD from Lickety Split

On this frigid January morn

On these fucking Minnesota winters

I got my teevee to keep me warm

Maybe my lubricant is cold as ice

And my vibrator's well-worn

But if there is one thing that will get me hot

It's watching Minnesota porn

Chorus:

I've transgressed while watching films by Celeste

And nobody makes me thrash like Nikita Cash

And when the girls won't do

And I want something new

I watch boys, two by two

In films by Chi Chi LaRue

To avoid the murderous windchill

We go out dressed up like spacemen

You got to cover all your exposed skin

When the temp'rature reaches negative ten

And if you want to see ass and titties

What you supposed to do then?

I forget what people look like naked

Minnesota porn reminds me again

I've trangressed while watching films by Celeste

And nobody makes me thrash like Nikita Cash

I could go all night with Venus DeLight

And my whole body aches for Christi Lake

And when the girls won't do

And I want something new

I watch boys, two by two

In films by Chi Chi LaRue

BRIDGE:

Some folks go chop wood

And fuck by a roaring fire

Me, I turn to adult movies

To make my skin perspire

Just a glimpse of those Minnesota girls

Gets my temperature higher

Just put on some Minnesota porn

That's all that I require

I got me a DVD from Lickety Split

Think Ill go back and get some more

I get jolts of joy from one video

Imagine what Id get from four

If thats not how to heat things up

Then what the hell is winter for

Give me more of Minnesota porn

Its what I adore

I've trangressed while watching films by Celeste

And nobody makes me thrash like Nikita Cash

I could go all night with Venus DeLight

And my whole body aches for Christi Lake

I'd happily kneel for Shaena Steele

And I get sore for Erin Moore

I'll share my boudoir with Mandy Star

Julia Kruise just screws and screws

And I'd go lez for Sky Lopez

And Sophia Staks is due for a comeback

Candy Roxxx gives me pleasurable shocks

And I cry out the names: Wendy James

And when the girls won't do

And I want something new

I watch boys, two by two

In films by Chi Chi LaRue