"Can You Handle My Truth?"
He's toxic, she's slipping under
The Federlines' hotly awaited UPN reality show finally has an official title: Britney and Kevin: Chaotic. I'm not sure what's so "chaotic" about long days spent smoking Reds, scarfing Flamin' Hot Cheetos and shopping for Von Dutch swag at Kitson, but Britney seems awfully overwhelmed these days. One can only hope that such anxiety isn't taxing the Federfetus currently bobbing in Brit's brine.
The show airs on May 17. Mark your calendars, request any needed time off, and load your Red Bull syringes in anticipation. You can't handle her truth!
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