Black Eyed Puhleeze: A tweecap of the Super Bowl halftime show

Twitter shines brightest at those moments of all-encompassing togetherness -- blizzards, uprisings, tablet computer magazine launches, bare penises, and duh, the Super Bowl. This year was -- wow -- an explosion of diamond wit at what we'll now call the Tronpocalypse, or the Black Eyed Peas' truly awful halftime show. 

Instead of trying to top some of the cleverest people EVER, let's just share and share alike, shall we?

First, some video (unless you're reading this on like, Wednesday afternoon):

And while Lil' Wayne's "live microblogging" for the Wall Street Journal (Murdoch!) was conspicuously silent on the Peas' space opera, plenty weren't:

That was so freakin!!!less than a minute ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

Can the Black Eyed Peas just start the cellphone company they were born to run and get the musical portion of their careers over with?less than a minute ago via web

From the Dept. Of You Get What You Pay For: RT @THR Black Eyed Peas Unpaid for Super Bowl Halftime Performance (Report) than a minute ago via web

This makes Prince look like fucking Mozart #culturalabominationless than a minute ago via Twitter for Android

Nothing that actually occurs is of the smallest importance. #tweetingoscarwildeduringsuperbowlless than a minute ago via web

Are we still all agreeing never to speak of the NSYNC / Aerosmith halftime show from 10 years ago?less than a minute ago via TweetDeck

You're telling me. I'm STILL sitting on the toilet RT @iamwill: That was so freakin!!! #BEPdiarreahBlowout #bratsless than a minute ago via Echofon

Black Eyed Peas and Groupon dead heat for biggest Super Bowl choke Both grabbed their moment and flushed it.less than a minute ago via Twitterrific

Fergie's outfit IS the malfunction. #BOO #superbowlless than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone

I think we're actually watching footage that was cut from 'Demolition Man' for being too ridiculous.less than a minute ago via web

I was the Lord thy God, King of the Universe. But fuck it.Thou art on thy own now.less than a minute ago via web

The Black Eyed Peas Take The Super Bowl: In Defense Of Fergie, In Condemnation Of Slash than a minute ago via web

i mean i know they are millionaires and its all good and shit, but theres something so desperate and sad about the look on BEPs faces.less than a minute ago via web

Much LO /E to the Black Eyed Peas lighting crewless than a minute ago via web

See you next end of the world...

Sponsor Content


All-access pass to top stories, events and offers around town.

Sign Up >

No Thanks!

Remind Me Later >