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There are many good reasons (and even more that are misguided) why an increasing number of forward-looking, diehard Wolves fans have made McHale their primary object of scorn on this franchise. Even the most optimistic observer of this year's squad would have trouble arguing that its talent level ranks among the top seven or eight teams in the league. So it is sobering to consider that, using the salary data printed at the hoopshype.com website, Minnesota has less room to rebuild than any squad in the NBA over the next three years. No other ballclub already owes more players (six) more guaranteed money ($56.9 million) in the 2008-09 season than the Wolves. And none of those half-dozen playersÂKevin Garnett, Wally Szczerbiak, Trenton Hassell, Troy Hudson, Marko Jaric, and Mark MadsenÂfigures to improve significantly between now and then.
Not all of this is McHale's fault, by any means. Owner Glen Taylor has been known to overpay for talent, sometimes despite McHale's protestations. And Taylor is generally acknowledged to be the main culprit behind the illegal signing of Joe Smith, which cost Minnesota three precious first-round draft picks as a penalty for trying to subvert the league's collective bargaining agreement. I'm also not going to rip McHale for things that look dramatically different in hindsight (before Larry Brown got ahold of him, for example, almost nobody but Pistons' GM Joe Dumars thought ex-Timberwolf Chauncey Billups was worth the contract Detroit offered him three years ago), or things he probably couldn't control (by last year's February trading deadline, Taylor wanted to dump Latrell Sprewell's $14 million-a-year contract off the payroll rather than allow McHale to trade it for other parts).
But even a fistful of mulligans can't spare McHale from some harsh judgments. Yes, losing three first-round picks hurt the franchise, but it also made the two that NBA Commissioner David Stern returned to the Wolves (for the 2003 and 2005 drafts) all the more vital. In 2003, McHale took a dreadfully raw high school kid from Houston, Ndudi Ebi, with the 26th overall pick, and left Josh Howard, a four-year starter at Wake Forest, on the board for Dallas to take with the 29th pick. Howard is a budding star; Ebi is in limbo. In 2005, McHale took Rashad McCants with the 14th overall pick. Thus far, McCants has been exactly what his skeptics advertised: a marvelous offensive talent with a questionable attitude and a bewildered approach to defense. McHale's second-round picks have been uniformly ludicrous (Rick Rickert? Marcus Taylor?) but are balanced out by the valuable free-agent role playersÂFred Hoiberg, Hassell, Eddie GriffinÂhe has been able to sign during the past few years.
Another area where McHale has come up short is in mentoring big men, a skill not part of his official duties but one in which he was thought to have rarefied expertise. Beginning with Stoyko Vrankovic and Sean Rooks, Wolves' beat writers (including yours truly) spilled plenty of ink over the tricks impressionable centers could glean from being tutored by someone whose low-post footwork and guile ranked with Hakeem Olajuwon as the best-ever in the NBA. Ironically, while McHale was able to help Garnett and Szczerbiak, the Stanley Roberts, Paul Grants, and Michael Olowokandis of the world never caught on, and the list of woebegone pivot-men is simply too long for McHale not to bear some responsibility.