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During the Twins' brief but impressive May run the pitching staff has actually been slightly worse than in April, compiling a 4.58 ERA. What this all means, of course, is that the Twins are back to playing almost exactly like the team that ran away with the Central division last year. And, most encouraging, while the Twins have been playing their best baseball of the season the rest of the division has been stinking up the joint. The Royals have now played 22 games since they started the season with a nine-game winning streak, and they are 11-11 in that stretch. They're also 4-8 in their last 12 games, and 3-7 in their last ten, and during that skid the Twins have closed to within three-and-a-half games. Kansas City manager Tony Pena, who is dealing with a bunch of young pitchers who almost all racked up innings in winter ball, is already so desperate that he's going with a six-man rotation for the time being, in the hopes of keeping his pitchers' arms from falling off come July and August. I don't much like his chances, and the rest of the division looks positively hopeless at the moment. The White Sox, who loaded up in the off season in an attempt at making a run at the Twins, are a putrid and hugely undisciplined defensive team, and don't look like they have a prayer of being in any kind of a race come September.
The truth is that the Twins could bounce up and down all season and still win the Central by ten games. May will in all likelihood be the toughest portion of their schedule, with series against Boston, Kansas City, Chicago, Oakland, and Seattle. But the good news is that of those 21 games, 15 of them are at home, including ten straight starting Friday at the Dome.
Whereas a few weeks ago there wasn't much reason for encouragement no matter how hard you looked at the Twins statistics, at the moment, heading into that tough stretch, things are decidedly looking up. Granted, before anyone gets too excited you need to recognize that Minnesota has padded its record against Detroit and Tampa Bay --going 11-0 so far against those two teams, which have a combined record of 19-46. Against everybody else --Boston, Chicago, New York, KC, and Toronto-- they're merely 6-15. Or put it this way: against teams with losing records the Twins are now 15-5. Against the clubs with winning records they're 2-10. I suppose we're going to find out in a hurry how close they are to putting their April lethargy behind them, but for now there's plenty of satisfying data to digest.