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In the wake of the team's collapse, the commencement of the blame game has been inevitable. Frustrated by the prospect of more playoff futility and stung by last month's poorly timed announcement that ticket prices would increase 25 percent next season, fans have directed much of their wrath toward the Wolves' two most valuable assets, superstar Kevin Garnett and coach Flip Saunders. Like nearly everyone else connected with the franchise, KG and Flip have not performed particularly well the past couple of weeks. But let's get serious. The most influential factor in the Wolves' fall from grace, after all, is pretty obvious: the season-ending injury of point guard Terrell Brandon in mid-February.
Even Brandon's legion of detractors would have to concede that he is very adept at conducting a smooth, unselfish passing game in the half-court offense, and that his quiet, steady demeanor and veteran savvy are a balm for the jitters of his teammates. With Brandon at the point the past two-and-half years, Minnesota has consistently ranked among the league's best in generating assists, not turning the ball over, shooting accurately, and scoring points. It was easy to take him and the team's offensive productivity for granted. Or, sillier yet, to criticize it. Remember the good old days, when the lament du jour was that the Wolves were too much of a jump-shooting team--one that didn't earn enough foul shots by going aggressively to the hoop?
You can't blame the current slump on team defense. During their March skid, Minnesota has actually allowed fewer points and caused opponents to shoot less accurately than they had in the previous two months. This is pretty remarkable, given how many potentially easy buckets opponents have been handed as the Wolves turn the ball over more frequently on offense. Without question, the reason this team seems poised to repeat their roll as playoff underdog is that they don't have anyone who can capably operate their trademark passing offense. Assists are down, turnovers are up, and the quiet desperation in the team's psyche is more of an obstacle than any opposing defender.
The Brandon bashers who argued that Chauncey Billups should be running the team even when TB was healthy have been discredited. Yes, the Wolves enjoyed their best run of the season with Billups at the point in January. But much of that success stemmed from the offensive momentum the club had generated with Brandon at the controls. And the Wolves were also able to compensate for Billups' lack of floor leadership due to the high-post passing of KG and the cold-blooded shooting prowess of Wally Szczerbiak. But when opponents began limiting Garnett's passing options and making Wally put the ball on the floor to get open, it was more incumbent on Billups and the rest of the team to revert to a series of short, crisp passes that would generate uncontested weak-side jump shots-in other words, to play classic Timberwolves basketball. Slowly but surely, their inability to respond this way has been exposed.
Make no mistake, the seeds of this slump were planted weeks earlier. KG's all-around excellence got him named the NBA's player of the month for February, yet the team's 8-4 record during that time actually reduced the winning percentage they had built up over the previous three months. Now, without Brandon to kick around, the sports talk-show callers are blaming Garnett. The criticism is warranted only in that KG has begun doing exactly what the critics demanded in the first place: Aggressively driving to the hoop and generally forcing the action in the low post. Against Utah on Sunday, this resulted in Garnett shooting a miserable 3 for 14 from the field, while drawing enough fouls to get to the line 12 times.