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Tucker and fellow singer-guitarist Carrie Brownstein alternate between attacks on a society that tells them they should be wearing a size six--not playing a six-string--and expressions of their belief in instant karma. Same old, same old, really, but the album's music is a surprising departure. Sure, the opening track, "Ballad of the Ladyman," features a typically slow, sensual vocal buildup and spunky punk beat--complete with the handclaps that made "Little Babies" a college-radio hit. But the trio blends synthesizers (!) and fuzzed-out boy-rock almost sweetly everywhere else--clues to the lay listener that there's more going on here than just some spoiled little tomboys postponing their entrance into the workforce.
All Hands on the Bad One can have the eclecticism of a good compilation--think Slant 6, Tsunami, Helium, and Bis stranded on a desert island with Phil Spector and a four-track. "Milkshake 'n Honey" finds Tucker's trademark high-pitched wail hitting the line "Visa, Mastercard, Discovered that I was spent/Took my best jeans and left me paying the rent" like a country-and-western Mary J. Blige. "The Swimmer" gets slow and dreamy, like an acid-drenched Casio keyboard jam with Yo La Tengo. And before you can say, "Our Lips Are Sealed," the album shifts easily from such sullen sing-alongs (fans love those) to poppy tunes such as the anti-consumerist "#1 Must Have"--a song Fugazi might have written if they had had to watch the menstruation films in junior high. Or maybe it's what Jane Wiedlin could have come up with had she hooked up with Kevin Seconds...
So the Y-chromosome-bearing, cardigan-and-chain-wallet-wearing set can pop open a six-pack of Mountain Dew, kick off the Chuck Taylors, and settle in for a night of fawning. Everyone else should take All Hands on the Bad One as evidence that Sleater-Kinney aren't some overrated one-trick indie artifact to be filed between Bikini Kill and Bratmobile--and proof to the boys that they're more than three hot chicks in low-rider cords.