LOVELINES
The Original Lyrics?

For fans of the Replacements discovering the true meaning of the nuggets Paul Westerberg and Co. buried in the songs is half the fun. Remember lyrics like "Lyndale, Garfield, here comes Knox, hey let's run it" (from "Run It", on Hootenanny)? Which way were they driving, anyway?

City Pages made the mix back in the day. Seems "Lovelines" transformed from its original title "Lookin' for Ya" by means of our October 13, 1982 classifieds section. We love our readers...especially Paul!

What we want to know is...Ellen, do you know who the hell Mark is?

CITY PAGES
VOLUME 4, NUMBER 79
Wednesday, October 13th, 1982

LOVELINES
FROM HOOTENANNY
by The Replacements

Slightly overweight girls need sex also
Send your note and desires
Means of contact P.O. Box 8941

Baby you have been along
I'll read another
As soon as it comes around

Feeling pressure?
Call Lovelines

JD if you need a fishing partner
please let me know
Visitors welcome instruction
from 5 generation Master Gin Foon Mark

Hey Ellen
Mark says hi
Tom what else can I say
I love you very much
I'm glad we're together
miss you a lot
Love kitten

Ooh yeah ooh yeah Kitten
Ooh yeah ooh yeah

Lurkin' lizards lyin' under Lake Tanners door 306
awaiting for the return of the crawling kingsnake
John Lee

okay
grin & bear it

Fantasy Phone Swingers' Hotline
Pure silk, pure seduction
G-strings in petal pink Hell

Attract some women
scientific formulated
spray the conductive male hormone
work turn the lights off

ooh baby, let's turn a page

Person-to-person
And it's all a bunch of shit

Wednesday, October 13th, 1982
volume 4, number 79

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