Tom Segura is a comedy statesman. Equal parts waggish everyman and pensive storyteller, the grizzled comedic dynamo is returning to Minneapolis Saturday and Sunday to headline the Woman’s Club theater. His last standup special, Mostly Stories, was released on Netflix to wide critical acclaim, and showcases Segura’s penchant for turning otherwise mundane social interactions into absurd truths about the human condition. Oh, and there is a superb bit about the spiritual benefits of not pulling out during coitus, too. Segura lacks the star power of his peers like Bill Burr and Louis C.K., but he’s established a devoted following that is akin to Brian Regan’s in his early years. Catch him now before he’s moved on to arenas. 18+.