Forget Festivus, May the Fourth, and International Talk Like a Pirate Day. Galentine’s Day is the holiday that should have been an established thing long ago. After all, your friends see you through dark shit and push you to be a better person in ways that George Constanza, Luke Skywalker, and Captain Jack never will. So celebrate your friendships, with people of any gender, at Galentine’s Day, the least stressful holiday in existence. If you’re looking to make an evening of it, Sisyphus’s happening will have doughnuts, a special menu of beer-based cocktails, a makers’ market featuring local artists, and Blingo with drag queen extraordinaire B. Louise.