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Dan Norman

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Fight Night: Decked Halls Edition

Dec. 21
10:30 p.m.
$10-$20 sliding scale
Comedy, Holiday, Theater

There’s nothing that says “happy holidays” like a good, old-fashioned death match. But before your racist uncle and your hippie sister-in-law throw hands under the Christmas tree, you can catch Theatre Coup d’Etat’s Fight Night, making its triumphant return to the Phoenix Theater. It’s a variety show of the bloodiest kind, with characters like Darth Vader and Miley Cyrus going to battle with political figures, celebs, and maybe even a holiday icon or two. They’ll bring sticks, stones, and very mean words to the stage with the goal of being crowned the festive fight club champ. In between bouts there will be audience games and plenty of booze to go around, making this equal parts holiday party, theater performance, and Roman colosseum.