Id like to be in the south watching an old white Democrat vote this year, comic Chad Daniels told The Daily Show
. Hes probably going to go Republican because his choices are a black guy or a lady. Hes going to walk out and go God damn it! I voted Republican! But I had to; theyre the only one with a white guy. Moving from current events to relationships, he tells an audience: My wife has an English friend. Shes always bragging. We invented your language. You wouldnt even have a language if it wasnt for us. I told her, You spell pneumonia with a p. Good thinking. Gnat starts with a g. She says, theyre silent. You know what? You better be silent before I stab you in the face with a k-nife! His wifes friend got a little meaner. One day she was at our house holding our wedding picture, he says. She said I dont know why she married you. I do. You see the ring barer? Thats our son. Whos the dummy now?
April 29-May 3, 8 p.m.; May 2-3, 10:30 p.m., 2008
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