The Golden Girls Bar Crawl is tomorrow. But first, Alaska 5000 (aka Alaska Thunderfuck) will pay tribute to the four fine ladies and toast to the twilight years. Along with her friend Jeremy Keller, she’ll pay tribute to enduring friendship, living life to its fullest, and senior citizens. Expect some parody skits and some musical interludes (including the theme song, “Thank You for Being a Friend,” and “What’ll I Do?,” a little ditty sung by Bea Arthur on the show). Find tickets at www.eventbrite.com. The early show is all ages, and the later one is 21+.