Betty Danger’s is proof that kitsch knows no bounds. This Saturday, the pastel and hot pink country club is throwing its own Kentucky Derby party, inviting revelers to celebrate in its playfully twisted fashion. There will be a hat contest, bouncy horse races, a petting zoo, a photo booth, and all kinds of themed cocktails. Tickets include a mint julep, which should lead to round after round of croquet, polo, and mini-golf. The northeast Minneapolis hot spot will also offer a full menu and — who can forget — a Ferris wheel. Post time is approximately 5:34 p.m., and the shindig goes into the evening with a dance party led by DJ Strangelove. For tickets and more info, visit kentuckyderbatante.brownpapertickets.com.