New Champ Garnett Is Finally Worthy of Eating Wheaties
Funny story: When Garnett was previously on the Wheaties box, General Mills toyed with the idea of temporarily altering the slogan to 'Wheaties: Breakfast of Frustrated First Round Losers.' The 11-time all-star and former perpetually disappointed Timberwolves forward finally earned his first championship ring last night after the Celtics destroyed the Lakers. Interestingly, finals MVP Paul Pierce got stiffed on the cereal box honor.
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