Finally an excuse to utilize the Mike Gravel category
This Dave Barry column about the absurd presidential fawning over the residents of Iowa and New Hampshire is quite amusing:
Now it's time for the politicians and the press to drop New Hampshire like an ant-covered corn dog and sprint for the airport, leaving the residents of The Granite State to spend the rest of the winter plucking 239 billion candidate signs out of their snowbanks, all the while wondering if there ever really was a candidate named "Mike Gravel," or if that was just teenagers playing a sign-planting prank.
(Cribbed from Campaign Standard)
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