Combover of the day
(photo by Jonathan Kaminsky)
"God only made so many perfect heads," a bald man we once knew was fond of saying, "the rest he put hair on."
Far be it from us to tell people what to do, but it may be time for this unnamed delegate from Colorado to start the difficult process of internalizing our old friend's aphorism.
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