Washington Avenue's sex row makes a slightly disappointing red-light district compared to those in less heavily Lutheran cities around the country. But one of the best things about the deviant little neighborhood is Sinners. With a swanky red vinyl interior, great lighting, and a friendly staff, it's a big, classy step above other neighborhood joints. The twin-poled, mirror-lined stage hosts some of the best-looking dancers in town, so there's no need to worry about your prurient interests going untitillated. According to local sex-work insiders, Sinners is also a great place to work in an industry infamously harsh on its "independent contractors," so even feminist dudes (or ladies) can kick back and enjoy the show—or they can lay out a mere $20 for a couch dance that could make a monk reconsider his vows.