Minneapolis BEST STRIP CLUB - The Seville - Best Of Minneapolis

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The Seville

15 Glenwood Ave. N.

Minneapolis, MN 55403

612-465-8777

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http://www.thesevilleclub.com/

There are many reasons to fall in love with Seville: its exceedingly courteous wait staff/bouncing crew, an elegant decor, impeccably clean bathrooms complete with attendant, and of course—and this is key—tits. But what sets Seville apart from other skin shacks is the obvious effort it puts into creating a respectful environment. The dancers are presented more as sensuous, poised performers than, say, gyrating mounds of carnality. As a result, you'll notice a striking lack of skulking scalawags and shifty riffraff among its denizens (nary a Quagmire-esque ogler in sight). Tasteful artwork and black-and-white photographs adorning the vanilla brick walls provide a touch of class—which isn't to say Seville wallows in snooty pretension. The cover is reasonable at $10. Beer is a tad spendy (around $8 per), but considering that some juice bars charge double-digits for a Coke, it's a good deal. The dancers are friendly, but won't pester you incessantly in pursuit of a lap dance. And did we mention the tits? Giggity.

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The s-EVIL-le Club

Welcome to the strip club..The door girl is a stripper in training. So is the weitress. The floor staff is on the take from entertainers to turn a blind eye to illegal contact, and everyone in the club is paid in cash by the girls, who need the money for their and their boyfriend's addictions. They work drunk or high because they actually despise you, and after all the tipping out and substances, money for their wreck of a car and mess of an apartment is tough to come by. Many of the eastern block girls are trafficked....many or the girls have thug pinp-figure boyfriends who got them into stripping young and take all their money Gee, classy!! Sounds like fun!! Ignorance is bliss I guess! Hey, but ...nice drapes!!

Gueroslaptop

Moron... Learn how to spell. it is 2011. DO you know what spellcheck is??? I am sure any of those girls are smarter than you becasue they took your money from working at McDonald's.

Zach

These guys below me don't know what they're talking about. I went to Seville last night for a bachelor party and it was great. We went the whole VIP room with couches and bottle for 350...but for 8 people it was damn worth it. The only thing I didn't care for at Seville was the lighting...it was a bit difficult to see the girls perform on stage. The women were beautiful...the vast majority of them are 10s.

I personally think that $10 cover and $8 drinks is a great deal for another experience at Seville. What they said above about the Bouncers and even that bathroom attendant was a really cool guy. I definitely plan to make at least a yearly trip to Seville (my friends and I decided)...I would totally go more though if I wasn't a broke college student.

JOE

The Seville is the WORST night club you could go to in the twin cities. They suck at refunding your money when all you friends are left outside, and screw you over and charge the money for coming inside when your friends can't!!!

Tom

What the hell are you recommending here? This place sounds more like a club for gentlemen. Is it located between a cigar bar and a martini lounge? If I were looking for stiff prices, gracious women and snooty art on the walls, I would go get a hairdo at the salon my mother goes to.

Since I don't get up that way too often, maybe you could help a guy out with a more salt of the earth recommendation. You know; bring your own swill, velvet paintings, a bouncer called nipple nose and with dancers named after mountain states or gentle animals.