BEST PLACE TO PLAY GAMES OF WORLD DOMINATION WHILE EATING SEASONED FRIES - 2008
Anyone familiar with the history of statecraft and international power has heard it again and again: You can't win without seasoned fries—in fact, you might as well not even play. Clearly the fine minds behind the Chatterbox Pub know the calculus of power, for they have created a venue wherein you can try your hand at global dominance while coating it in French fry grease. The Chatterbox is best known for its uncanny collection of classic video game systems hooked up to TV screens in front of sofas and plush chairs. But you've read the memoirs of the war heroes and presidents—you quote Churchill at cocktail parties and you know that Mario and Q*Bert and all the rest are merely distractions for dolts. You are old school and you have ambition. For you, the Chatterbox has on reserve domination-training schools like Risk, Battleship, and Stratego. And they will know to bring you the seasoned fries, friend, because you project a kind of power that makes the meek anticipate and attend preemptively to your needs. Make haste to the pub, warrior, the world is waiting to see what you will do.