For optimum people-watching experience, it's imperative to remain at least somewhat sober, as the dividing line between "spectator" and "subject" seems to fall right between the night's fourth and fifth beer. That said, grab a slice, pull up a chair, and behold the inebriated melodrama that can only be found where swarms of ravenous bar-hoppers and clubbers assemble in too-close quarters. If you want to disregard our warning to stay sober, here's how to play the Pizza Lucé Drinking Game: Every time a girl curses noisily into her purse as she frantically sifts for something, take a drink. Every time you see a couple drunkenly bickering in nonsensical gibberish, drink two. For every fistfight that breaks out, chug. If you're in the fistfight, it's time to call it a night.