If you're going to ride just one ride at the State Fair, make it the Crazy Mouse. It's got all the twists, turns, ups, and downs you'll ever want to see--going by in a blur, of course--after washing down a pork chop, pronto pup, fried pickles, mini doughnuts, and French fries with a chocolate malt. The four-person cab means you get to share the joy with a posse of similarly stuffed associates. The first hairpin turn is a doozy, commencing the spinning and conveying the thought to your brain that you just might whap into the neighboring ride. What a rush! Then there's the big drop and another crazy-quilt series of spin-and-turns. By the time the lap bar rises you might be ready to purge your previous purchases and start anew. Don't forget to check out your on-ride photo.