BEST PLACE TO GET DUMPED - 2003
Mall of America
When your mother told you there were plenty of fish in the sea, did she know you'd be standing just a few feet above Underwater World? Laugh if you want to, but Mama wasn't joking. She also told you that you'd better shop around. So what better place to split with your sweetie than at the temple of consumer culture as we know it? Retail therapy in the form of new shoes, gadgetry, or your favorite consoling flick can immediately improve your outlook. Swings, water rides, and Legos work wonders, too. Plus, there's no better place to get lost in the crowd and scope for your rebound romance. Who said the dating world wasn't like one big mall, anyway?