"Don't be shy," the Parlor's futuristic Web site beckons provocatively. "Come into the store if for no other reason than to gawk at the very friendly, yet slightly odd bunch of folks we've assembled." While that may sound like a rather rude reason to visit this ultra-trendy body-modification and clothing shop, it is indubitably worth a single visit, regardless of how many holes you have punched in your skin, how many perma-paintings you've added to your canvas, or how hyped-up you are on phat pants and platform shoes. Staffers are knowledgeable and courteous, but most of all, they're serious about their duties. The salon is spotless and well-lighted and has an autoclave machine, ultrasonic cleaner, and two separate sterilization rooms--all of which makes it easy to trust those holding needles. The prices will keep you calm, as well (ears can be pierced for as little as $12; the nose will set you back between $25 and $75; lips and tongues can get done for $30). For a more extensive list of prices, and a baffling rundown of just how many places can be punctured, log on and check out the Parlor's Web site--or, better yet, just swing by.