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BEST PLACE TO DUMP SOMEONE Minneapolis 2001 - Mall of America

Mall of America

Mall of America

60 E. Broadway

Bloomington, MN 55425

952-883-8800

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Ending a relationship requires a delicate touch, and one ought to give ample consideration to setting the appropriate stage. In our minds, there's no better place to call it quits with your significant other than smack-dab in the middle of the Mall of America. Confusion is your ally! Hundreds upon hundreds of giddy children towing overwhelmed chaperones supply sufficient background noise--think of them as the orchestra pit for your tragic opera. Besides, once you get it over with, you and your former sweetie can exit stage left (you) and right (your ex), retreat into the anonymous crowd, and partake of the nation's most potent shrine to excess. Because excess, as we all know, is an excellent coping mechanism.

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